ABOUT
Out of nowhere and everywhere, here come the Rhum Runners!
These cosmopolitan jet-setters from the continent have been sampling the lo-ball beverages in airport lounges and burlesque parlors from Mexico City to Saigon, in order to serve you these refreshing exotic sounds.
It’s all about the groove here - so get up! - Then get down with these six swinging sailors who will rock your boat and soak your throat with rum cocktails.
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Hosted by the prestigious label Doghouse & Bone, on which the band has released several LP's and SP's, the Rhum Runners keep rallying clubs and festivals around Europe, rocking crowds with flavor and over-proof spirit...
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Hop aboard !
De nulle part et d’ailleurs, arrivent les Rhum Runners !
Ces globe-trotteurs du Rock’n’Roll collectionnent les pépites sonores qu’ils vont chercher aux quatre coins du monde, bande-son technicolor de film de contrebande ou de strip-tease.
Le décor : de Saïgon à Caracas, Islamabad
ou encore Trinidad...
Entre la France et la Belgique, leurs ports d'attache, l'équipage se prépare à mettre les voiles pour la Russie, l'Italie, l'Angleterre, puis, le reste du monde.
A terre, ils expérimentent de nouveaux cocktails,
ou enregistrent leurs aventures.
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Espoir à bord !
OPERATIONAL CREW MEMBERS
Name : Bombo "Longo" Long Island
Nationality : Americano - Congolese
Abilities : Engine Utilityman / Pumpman
Affectations :
Greek Oil Tanker "Aegean Star"
American passenger Ship "Independance"
Details / misc :
Discovered as a newborn baby in a rhum crate aboard USS Intrepid in 1967
PLAYS GUITAR
Notorious Drunkard
Name : Pensacola "Pensa" Bushwaker
Nationality : American
Abilities : Search and rescrue aircrewman Helicopter Pilot / Stewart
Affectations :
American Corps Bay Hawaï, Kaneohe Bay
NAF Mayport, Florida
Details / misc :
Knows 30 ways to kill a man barehands, or with a saxophone strap
Drinks hot water at wake up
PLAYS SAXOPHONE
Notorious Drunkard
Name : Colada Jones
Nationality : British
Abilities : Master Mariner
Affectations :
Vessel Lieutenant on HMS Endurance
Details / misc :
Prominent member of the famous "Club
des Pinardiers"
Elected "Coolest oficer of the Royal Navy" for the year 1998
Can drink 4 red wine bottles on his own
PLAYS PIANO
Dismissed of the Royal Navy when they discovered that he was a notorious drunkard
Name : Toni Mojito
Nationality : Puertorican
Abilities : Stewart / Electrician
Affectations :
Cuban Marine Ship "La Manzanilla", Cienfuegos, Cuba
Tugboat in La Ceiba Port, Honduras
Details / misc :
Longlasting smuggling expertise
Pretends he is Italian
PLAYS TRUMPET & SINGS
Notorious Drunkard
Name : Brass "Monkey" Kong
Nationality : Swedish
Abilities : Captain
Affectations :
Barge Captain in Lisboa Harbour, Portugal
Tugboat Captain in Lagos Harbour, Nigeria
Details / misc :
Can be at the helm without wasting a drop
off his glass
Drives a motorcycle on the desk of his
ships
PLAYS DRUM
Notorious Drunkard
Name : Aristide Planteur
Nationality : French
Abilities : Cook / Able Bodied Seaman
Affectations :
Chief cook on D261 "Chevalier Paul",
French National Marine
Enseigne de vaisseau "Henry", French Merchant Marine
Details / misc :
Delicatessen Explorer
Can mix 37 different rum cocktails
PLAYS DOUBLE BASS
Notorious Drunkard