ABOUT

     Out of nowhere and everywhere, here come the Rhum Runners!

 

     These cosmopolitan jet-setters from the continent have been sampling the lo-ball beverages in airport lounges and burlesque parlors from Mexico City to Saigon, in order to serve you these refreshing exotic sounds.

 

     It’s all about the groove here - so get up! - Then get down with these six swinging sailors who will rock your boat and soak your throat with rum cocktails.

     Hosted by the prestigious label Doghouse & Bone, on which the band has released several LP's and SP's, the Rhum Runners keep rallying clubs and festivals around Europe, rocking crowds with flavor and over-proof spirit...

     Hop aboard !

     De nulle part et d’ailleurs, arrivent les Rhum Runners !


     Ces globe-trotteurs du Rock’n’Roll collectionnent les pépites sonores qu’ils vont chercher aux quatre coins du monde, bande-son technicolor de film de contrebande ou de strip-tease.
 

     Le décor : de Saïgon à Caracas, Islamabad
ou encore Trinidad...

 

     Entre la France et la Belgique, leurs ports d'attache, l'équipage se prépare à mettre les voiles pour la Russie, l'Italie, l'Angleterre, puis, le reste du monde.
    

     A terre, ils expérimentent de nouveaux cocktails,
ou enregistrent leurs aventures.

     Espoir à bord !

OPERATIONAL  CREW  MEMBERS

Name : Bombo "Longo" Long Island

Nationality : Americano - Congolese

Abilities : Engine Utilityman / Pumpman

 

Affectations :

Greek Oil Tanker "Aegean Star"

American passenger Ship "Independance"

 

Details / misc :

Discovered as a newborn baby in a rhum crate aboard USS Intrepid in 1967

 

PLAYS GUITAR

 

Notorious Drunkard

Name : Pensacola "Pensa" Bushwaker

Nationality : American

Abilities : Search and rescrue aircrewman  Helicopter Pilot / Stewart

 

Affectations :

American Corps Bay Hawaï, Kaneohe Bay

NAF Mayport, Florida

 

Details / misc :

Knows 30 ways to kill a man barehands, or with a saxophone strap

Drinks hot water at wake up

 

PLAYS SAXOPHONE

 

Notorious Drunkard

Name : Colada Jones

Nationality : British

Abilities : Master Mariner

 

Affectations :

Vessel Lieutenant on HMS Endurance

 

Details / misc :

Prominent member of the famous "Club

des Pinardiers"

Elected "Coolest oficer of the Royal Navy" for the year 1998

Can drink 4 red wine bottles on his own

 

PLAYS PIANO

 

Dismissed of the Royal Navy when they discovered that he was a notorious drunkard

Name : Toni Mojito

Nationality : Puertorican

Abilities : Stewart / Electrician

 

Affectations :

Cuban Marine Ship "La Manzanilla", Cienfuegos, Cuba

Tugboat in La Ceiba Port, Honduras

 

Details / misc :

Longlasting smuggling expertise

Pretends he is Italian

 

PLAYS TRUMPET & SINGS

 

Notorious Drunkard

Name : Brass "Monkey" Kong

Nationality : Swedish

Abilities : Captain

 

Affectations :

Barge Captain in Lisboa Harbour, Portugal

Tugboat Captain in Lagos Harbour, Nigeria

 

Details / misc :

Can be at the helm without wasting a drop

off his glass

Drives a motorcycle on the desk of his

ships

 

PLAYS DRUM

 

Notorious Drunkard

Name : Aristide Planteur

Nationality : French

Abilities : Cook / Able Bodied Seaman

 

Affectations :

Chief cook on D261 "Chevalier Paul",

French National Marine

Enseigne de vaisseau "Henry", French Merchant Marine

 

Details / misc :

Delicatessen Explorer

Can mix 37 different rum cocktails

 

PLAYS DOUBLE BASS

 

Notorious Drunkard

"EVER  DRUNK ,  EVER  DRY"
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